I’m not saying she was very silly, but one of us was very silly and it wasn’t me. — Elizabeth Gaskell Copy Share Image
“THIS is why I'm single―I'm fat, I'm funny and I won't take it up the bum.” — Rae Earl Copy Share Image
It's been a funny life for me. Sometimes I feel I haven't done a lot of living. — Joanna Cassidy Copy Share Image
As for jokes, I don't think it's necessarily that what I write is funny. — Peter David Copy Share Image
Whether you're old or young or white or black or however, funny is funny, and people want to see those videos. — GloZell Copy Share Image
“No one should have to walk down a church aisle with a bouquet of flowers unless she was the bride, already had… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
I don't think I'd have done comedy if I was born eighty years ago I'd have been a lord. Shooting people that… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
When marrying, one should ask oneself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this woman… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
It's funny how when your kids get sick, they get even cuter when they have a stuffed nose and they mouth breathe. — David Walton Copy Share Image
“Does Hallmark make a “Sorry I tried to drink your blood and touched you in a vaguely inappropriate manner” card? I settled… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
I like to create characters that are larger than life. But it's funny because I do a lot of bad guys, and… — Peter Stormare Copy Share Image
I like to think my accent isn't strong enough, but it's funny: I get people coming up to me in America and… — Rachel Shenton Copy Share Image
I didn't have a job because nobody would hire me. My friends were getting hired, and I couldn't even get a job… — Tyra Banks Copy Share Image
