Funny Quotes · Page 233

You Bernie Mac funny, we ain't scared of none of ya!

— Wale

To be impatient is to be hooked on the future.

— Gerald Jampolsky

Ay, but to die, and go we know not where.

— William Shakespeare

She hasn't run faster than herself before

— Zola Budd

The choices we make, dictate the lives we lead

— Anonymous

Behind every good man stands a suprised mother-in-law.

— Anonymous

Suffering brings me so close to God.

— Ram Dass

If not against us, nature is not for us.

— Herman Melville

You know its funny when it rains it pours. They got money for wars, but cant feed the poor.

— 2pac

I love what I do and when I don't love what I do, I'll make a change

— Katy Perry

Knowledge of life brings confidence. Knowledge of death makes you fearless and centered.

— Sri Sri Ravi Shankar

Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses like Halloween? Because they cant handle the competition.

— Anonymous

He who serves his brother best gets nearer God than all the rest.

— Alexander Pope

All the past is here, present to be tried; let it approve itself if it can.

— Henry David Thoreau

The manner of your death is not your choosing. But how you prepare for death is

— Gabriel Byrne

Until the Bible begins to talk to us, we really have not been reading it.

— Aiden Wilson Tozer

Frank Skinner was a terrible flatmate in some respects. He never cooked and the cleaning lady refused to go into his room.…

— David Baddiel

“Go to sleep, dweller-baby. I’ll kill Elowin as soon as we find her.” He didn’t sound like he was kidding. Each word…

— Jaymin Eve

“I stuff another handful of Raisinets in my mouth. What gets me is the 'pretty face' bit. 'Cause I won't mind being…

— Jen Lancaster

I find that there's so much funny stuff in real life, and I am much more interested in super grounded, real stuff,…

— Jay Chandrasekhar

Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf.

— Oscar Wilde

Once an actor told me he went to the Shakespeare School of Acting, and I said, 'I went to the Shakespeare of…

— Michael Clarke Duncan

Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when…

— George Lopez

“Is that sex talk?" she asked uncertainly. "It is." "Why don't you just say sex then? It's always chalice and appetite and…

— R. Lee Smith

This Reese's Chevrolet was downright awesome.

— Kevin Harvick

I called to buy some meth, but I threw it away.

— Ted Haggard

It is for truth that God created genius.

— Alphonse de Lamartine

I dont have that many friends.

— Agyness Deyn

Always follow you GPS System...

— Kemis Khan

Declare independence, don't let them do that to you!

— Bjork

There was no one left to speak for me

— Martin Niemoller

With 3D you're right there immersed in the world.

— Ang Lee

I like being on the margins. You work better there.

— Billy Childish

It's funny how the world works out sometimes.

— George Russell

Product life = Warranty period + one month

— Adhir Amdavadi

Obedience is the road to freedom.

— C. S. Lewis

[Baz Luhrmann] is funny, to be quite honest with you.

— Quindon Tarver

The only good Indians I ever saw were dead.

— Philip Sheridan

You cannot have Christ, if you will not serve Him.

— Charles Spurgeon

Even alone we go on justifying ourselves.

— Mason Cooley