The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Apply yourself wholly to the text; apply the text wholly to yourself. — Johann Albrecht Bengel Copy Share Image
Just bought a pair of boots that are so comfortable when you're kicking someone in the face. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
The general killed the Viet Cong; I killed the general with my camera, — Eddie Adams Copy Share Image
When I scared,i love to eat sweets,rather then having vodka...try it out :P — Dinesh Copy Share Image
With empathy, I'm fully with them, and not full of them - that's sympathy. — Marshall B. Rosenberg Copy Share Image
I hate it when ugly people say I need my beauty sleep. Bitch, you need to hibernate. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All of a sudden, I feel very old and very tired. Maybe when I get to California, the smog, brush fires, floods,… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into… — Arthur Smith Copy Share Image
Things have really changed here in Hollywood. Used to be people in this town couldn't wait to get an envelope full of… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
In terms of sheer pleasure, Tom Stoppard was very big for me because he is so funny and so smart, and it… — Greta Gerwig Copy Share Image
It's funny how you can be thought of as somebody who humanizes bad guys, and I'll take that, but it is something… — Mahershala Ali Copy Share Image
Books are totally useless unless you take their advice. If you just keep reading them, thinking "that's so insightful! that changes everything,"… — Aaron Swartz Copy Share Image
“We play and tease, but―darn it―he has not dragged me into the rain and kissed me senseless yet. And that's how it's… — Shari L. Tapscott Copy Share Image
I do come across people who don't like me, don't like my comedy, don't think it's funny, it's too cutesy, or whatever… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
