That awkward moment when you name your child 'Christian' only for him to grow up to be an atheist. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others. — Nelson Mandela Copy Share Image
The people from 'The State' are close friends, but also some of the most incredibly funny people I know. — Joe Lo Truglio Copy Share Image
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Compromise: The art of dividing the cake in a way that makes everyone believe they got the largest piece. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A bargain, and a sensible person understands that someone must get the better of any bargain; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Of course there are certain things that get to me, but I try and lead by example and show people that, especially… — Kesha Copy Share Image
“Mom, camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on… — Yvonne Prinz Copy Share Image
“Halfway through the set, the lead singer, who goes by Cloud, knife in hand, begins to stab at the cutout of Copal… — Fernando A. Flores Copy Share Image
People always say life is short. I've never been convinced of that - mine seems to have a tendency to go on… — John Malkovich Copy Share Image
I believe in a reasonable amount of "right to bear arms". But private citizens of the United States are not allowed to… — Ted Turner Copy Share Image
“He shook his head, but I kept flattering him, telling him how fine his beard was, how fair his skin was (ha!),… — Aravind Adiga Copy Share Image
To me, there's nothing funnier than funny people in peril, because it's just a great springboard for people to be at a… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
“Uh- you shouldn't mock orange if I were you - Why not? *everyone sings* He will He will mock you He will… — Annoying Orange Copy Share Image
