My man dont need no redbull. so he can fly to anotha bitch...NOT TODAY!! — Niyah Calero Copy Share Image
Those who have little shall have less, and that those who have much shall take all that others have left. — William Hazlitt Copy Share Image
“I just wrote a book. But don't go and buy it yet, because I don't think it's finished.” — Lawrence Welk Copy Share Image
I'm just like a CUP of COFFEE.. Sometimes BITTER, sometimes SWEET but most of the TIME; I'M HOT! :) — J Czhang Copy Share Image
I can't stop masturbating, but I don't have to be anywhere for another 7 hours so it's ok. — Asa Akira Copy Share Image
I shall gather myself into my self again, I shall take my scattered selves and make them one. — Sara Teasdale Copy Share Image
My cousin Dwayne was really the first person who was like, 'You're funny, man!' I was like, 'OK, sure.' — Sam Richardson Copy Share Image
I'm not a jealous person. I'm just a girl that would love to punch every other girl in the face that gives… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I'm serious, in general, and I guess I cling onto the little freedom I have offscreen. Having said that, I am funny… — Nithya Menen Copy Share Image
Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have a romance Bad girls think no place is the wrong place… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“We'll never find that one, and I'll be blamed," announced Edd Tollett, the dour grey-haired squire everyone called Dolorous Edd. "Nothing ever… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
Starring at a text for 5 minutes trying to figure out how to replywhile thinking, damn it's a goodthing we aren't talking… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Today's beauty ideal, strictly enforced by the media, is a person with the same level of body fat as a paper clip. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
There's a portion of the movie where something bad happens to me, and I lose my clothes along the way, so essentially… — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
