John Sullivan's scripts were always very funny, and cast and crew got on well. — David Jason Copy Share Image
He writes so well he makes me feel like putting my quill back in my goose. — Fred Allen Copy Share Image
I really wanted to just be a musician. I didn't want to be anything else, but I was funny and all that. — Jamie Foxx Copy Share Image
True friends are like diapers they never leave your ass, even if they are full of shit. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I only got a toilet seat cushion so my face would be comfortable after an intense night of drinking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy. — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
I only have three scenes and each is a turn and she gets progressively drunker. It's all terribly funny and its main… — Louise Jameson Copy Share Image
“When you’re given the gift of truth, you spend a lot of time trying to tone it down because it is already… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
Your friendship means so much to me that... When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you jump out… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball player. — Marsha Warfield Copy Share Image
“If you have money but not love you will somehow manage, but if you don't have both then you are in serious… — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
Getting food stuck in your teeth: 2% Get it out with a toothpick. 8% Use your finger to remove it.90% Using your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You arent the only one sitting home alone on a Saturday night. Wonder if your future boyfriend/girlfriend is doing the same thing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have a friend named Doris who argues, on good authority, that the single biggest cause of global warming is menopause. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
