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You come to the planet with nothing and you leave with nothing, so youd better do some good while you are here. — Alex Van Halen Copy Share Image
I really don't have a problem with gay marriage... because I'm tolerant and rational. — David Cross Copy Share Image
The only thing I plan to accomplish at work today is to turn a gallon of coffee into a gallon of piss. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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“As it happens, I’m a terrible dancer. Bears are simply not made for dancing. We’re much better at sitting and sleeping and… — Doug MacLeod Copy Share Image
As the funny guy, the funny frat bro, any time I try out for that role, I get it. Like, I walk… — Logan Paul Copy Share Image
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From now on, we're home schooling you. Whatever we don't know, you don't know. When did the Korean War start? I don't… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
The boys, they are laughing: 'Oh, you are boxing. Very funny.' But I always challenge when people are laughing - 'I'll show… — Mary Kom Copy Share Image
I find it quite funny how other players or fans can do what they want to goalies who stand there on their… — Aaron Ramsdale Copy Share Image
