Describe Elvis Presley? He was the greatest who ever was, is or ever will be. — Chuck Berry Copy Share Image
Like a good general, I treated everyone who wasnt with me as against me. — Michael Dukakis Copy Share Image
“Never follow the crowd… Until and unless you're crossing the road...” — Sanhita Baruah Copy Share Image
It's great to be able to pretend you're tough but funny at the same time. — Adam Baldwin Copy Share Image
Science is about nature. And God, if he exists, transcends nature. — Kenneth R. Miller Copy Share Image
It's funny, because I've never thought of myself as a Hispanic actor, like in 'American Gangster,' I'm playing an Italian. I've always… — Yul Vazquez Copy Share Image
“Ion, I'm sorry. I apologize" (...) "Your Majesty! Are you ill?" he demanded" You have been quiet this morning. And now you… — Megan Whalen Turner Copy Share Image
Lmfao here you go.. I wrote something really funny so if u could read it correctly your gonna laugh your ass off… — Gangsta Copy Share Image
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You have to be quite aware that if you are really looking for something funny it is probably not going to happen. — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
During the summer I could stay up so late without any problem, now that school's back I can barely stay up past 10. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“How are you feeling?" I leaned away from him. "Gross." Aiden frowned. "Gross?" "I haven't brushed my teeth or washed my face… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
Im a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, which is apart of nature and nature… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
