Perfection of means and confusion of goals seem - in my opinion - to characterize our age. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
Saving is the best thing..especially when your parents have done it for you. — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
I think things are funny when the character is taking it totally seriously. — Rachel Weisz Copy Share Image
We’re partial to putting out large amounts of money where we won’t have to make another decision. — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
Classical music is the kind that we keep hoping will turn into a tune. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
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I've always been attracted to humor and funny people in general. It's a joy to make people laugh, but it's not as… — Jennifer Garner Copy Share Image
This man is forcing innocent children to kill their loved ones. For no reason at all. You can make a change. This… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I'm sure the other kids wouldn't mind not being lectured by another toddler over the virtues of sharing and the mental benefits… — Hayden Thorne Copy Share Image
“...he was the proud owner of a quite colossal member, which on the many awestruck occasions it had been exposed to public… — Jonathan Coe Copy Share Image
Every time you turn on your new car, you're turning on 20 microprocessors. Every time you use an ATM, you're using a… — Scott McNealy Copy Share Image
“One more victim sucked in by John. You get into the room with him and you just fall into a warm pool… — David Wong Copy Share Image
Did you ever wake up with an erection...and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
