Homes that are built on anything other than love are bound to crumble. — Billy Graham Copy Share Image
It was never supposed to be a hit. It was supposed to be a Joe Morello drum solo, — Paul Desmond Copy Share Image
I hope you get a college roommate as uninterested in human interaction as you are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Just because he's a dick, doesn't mean you have to be.' 'But he's giving me so much material to work with.” — Rebecca Yarros Copy Share Image
My job changes very little because I've found that the more you try to be funny, the less funny you become. — Nathan Fillion Copy Share Image
In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you! — Yakov Smirnoff Copy Share Image
I've seen episodes of 'Friends' which are as funny as any sitcom I've ever seen. — David Baddiel Copy Share Image
A women is not written in Braille...You don't need to touch her to know her.! — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. He's got 30 years on stage... there's no telling him what's funny. — Harold Ramis Copy Share Image
(already did 16) 17: Something that has ticked me off lately? -This chick cheated on her boyfriend, told my best friend right… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands. 1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do… — Sadie Copy Share Image
I hate when people be thinking I'm rich or something...i just got enough money...lol...enough money for me...enough money fo my son &… — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
Why do we need schools? Music: we have UTube. Spanish:there's Dora. English: everything's shortened anyway(lol,idk,gtg) Maths: that's why w have calculators. Geography:… — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
Novels are not about expressing yourself, they're about something beautiful, funny, clever and organic. Self-expression? Go and ring a bell in a… — Zadie Smith Copy Share Image
“Reading is the noblest of all the hobbies, that is why people mention it so frequently in their resume even if they… — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
Isn't it weird how with some people you never run out of things to talk about but with others its you always… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
