You are not punching them; it is your going into kamae that punches them. — Masaaki Hatsumi Copy Share Image
The challenge of ultrarunning is 90 percent mental, and the other 10 percent is all in our heads — Ray Zahab Copy Share Image
Make a drawing. Start it all over again, trace it. Start it and trace it again. — Edgar Degas Copy Share Image
Now that I'm 91, as opposed to being 90, I'm much wiser. I'm much more aware and I'm much sexier. — Betty White Copy Share Image
People always quick to judge you, but never take the real timeto get to know you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I first saw a strap on, I put it on my head and ran around like a rhino. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
BITCHES BE TRIPPIN! ... Grandma please, stop sticking out your cane when people walkby. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I can’t stay. I have to go train for a while. You can come with me if you want.” He kisses my… — Kristen Proby Copy Share Image
As soon as you lay down, that's when the most bizarre things start coming out of her mouth. 'Goodnight, baby.' 'Do you… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
When you write something you know, you're making a story that will work, whether or not there's bits taken. It's always funny… — Greta Gerwig Copy Share Image
As a person, Stephen Sondheim is a very funny, very dry and very shy man. I've never witnessed any diva-ish moments, he… — Michael Ball Copy Share Image
Sometimes when I do a joke and it doesn't get a lot of laughs, it kind of feels like I'm doing jazz.… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
“You're a dick," Ellison said. "Or, is it just that you suck it?" Aaron knew by the stillness in the room that… — Terra Laurent Copy Share Image
It's funny how comedy is, you look at people like French and Saunders, when they started out they were very alternative. A… — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
Smart, truly hilarious, and entirely sympathetic. Like a hot bubble bath or a holiday at the beach, you won't want it to… — Cecily von Ziegesar Copy Share Image
