“How am I supposed to believe you when you're obviously carrying a fake monogram Gucci Bag?” — Madi Brown Copy Share Image
People think I am funny all the time. But I am not. I am serious, too. Also, I enjoy serious, dramatic films. — Kapil Sharma Copy Share Image
A good artist is willing to die many times over. What's funny is, I've died so many times. — Billy Corgan Copy Share Image
Person: YOU GET ON MY F*CKING NERVES! Me: So you're gonna caps-lock me to death? — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
True success is what you have done compared to what you could have done. — Myles Munroe Copy Share Image
That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I guess the only thing to do now is meet his parents. I'm sure they're decent people. I mean they gotta be… — Robert De Niro Copy Share Image
“Whatever it is," I said, "the point is moot because as long as I'm on these pills, I can't make contact to… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
“I’m guessing you don’t have to share a bathroom at your house,” I say with the casual tone of someone who isn’t… — Sarah Castille Copy Share Image
I hate it when the cashier's ask, 'Is that everything?' Uhh, no. I'd also like to purchase all of this invisible sh*t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think the Cold War works as a great analogy or simile for different kinds of conflict. It's funny, when you look… — Matthew Rhys Copy Share Image
“Well I'm not going to hope that you get hurt, but if you do, remember that you're my damsel in distress, and… — Claire LaZebnik Copy Share Image
Success is like dealing with your kid or teaching your wife to drive. Sooner or later you'll end up in the police… — Fred Allen Copy Share Image
Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. "Get out" and "I never want to see you again"… — John Wayne Copy Share Image
