Don't Take It Seriously * When the DOCTOR says, Take off your clothes. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everything must be free to be written and published without restraint — John Stuart Mill Copy Share Image
I. Like. It. How. When. You. Read. This. The. Little. Voice. In.Your. Head. Pauses. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“She was so funny, stubborn and courageous and I loved her. But all turned to be fake” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
As a comedian, I have the gift of looking at something a bit differently and making it funny. I'm not sure why… — Henry Cho Copy Share Image
A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I don't think you can develop a funny… — Carl Reiner Copy Share Image
“There was the smell of old books, a smell that has a way of making all libraries seem the same. Some say… — Scott Douglas Copy Share Image
I tell ya, sex is getting harder all the time. Me and my wife were trying to have sex for hours last… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
You are here. You are not the one who will go and come. Let what you're suffering from go and come, not… — Mooji Copy Share Image
If you need a baby that bad, go down to the pound and get one. Not even a baby - go get… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Everyone has at least one story, and each of us is funny if we admit it. You have to admit you're the… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
Twitter is the place where I try to be more funny. And then I use Instagram just as my diary. I pull… — Gigi Hadid Copy Share Image
