Day before the test* Whatever,I don't need to study, I got this.*Day of the test* Why do I do this to myself? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For finally, we are as we love. It is love that measures our stature. — William Sloane Coffin Copy Share Image
A Hanukkah miracle would be feeling confident that you spelled Hanukkah correctly. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations on finding another web-based outlet for your consuming narcissism. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“And you are going to close the gates, because I told you to close the gates.” — Hilari Bell Copy Share Image
Some people are like clouds. Once they bug off, its a beautiful day. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
With the Internet being such an easy way to find comedians you think are funny, I think you're probably seeing so many… — Megan Stalter Copy Share Image
If you covered a broom handle with oil and shoved it up my arse, then put me on a trampoline, in a… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I'm sorry that I'm an intellectual. I'm not a skeptic, it doesn't take me twenty minutes to philosophically argue what colour the… — Jeremy Limn Copy Share Image
I get to watch my son play at the school that was my dream school. God has a funny way of giving… — Ryan Clark Copy Share Image
I admire the commitment of girls who paint their eyebrows on. How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?… — Valdovinoz1015 Copy Share Image
We adore babies because they're so cute. And, of course, we are amused by jokes because they are funny. This is all… — Daniel Dennett Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you are talking in the class with your friend and everybody shuts up and you end up shouting… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The thing I most hate about the Left is that they want to stop us laughing - to prescribe which jokes are… — Milo Yiannopoulos Copy Share Image
