Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could take Sean Connery in a fight... I could definitely take him. — Harrison Ford Copy Share Image
Love is like a needle going through you're tongue, you don't feel the pain until the very next day... — Julie Berkowitz Copy Share Image
Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!! — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
Get work: Be sure it is better than what you work to get. — Elizabeth Barrett Browning Copy Share Image
It's funny, when I'm in airports and I'm walking around, maybe feeling a little tired in my sweatpants and not wanting to… — S.E. Cupp Copy Share Image
Teaching someone to be funny is like teaching someone to be fast. They're already fast. You're just making them faster. — Ali Farahnakian Copy Share Image
Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God,… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
“It was all Mrs. Bumble. She would do it," urged Mr. Bumble; first looking round, to ascertain that his partner had left… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Your pictures would have been finished a long time ago if I were not forced every day to do something to earn… — Edgar Degas Copy Share Image
Today I went on Google.com & searched ninjas. The computer told me Ninjas cannot be found. Well played, ninjas, well played — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I'm afraid that this is me getting on my high horse now but we have yob television, yob newspapers, and funny enough… — Gordon Strachan Copy Share Image
Sometimes I am lucky enough to hang out with Tim Key and he is constantly funny. Every moment. When I haven't seen… — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
