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It's funny how you're nice to my face.It's hilarious how you talk shit behind my back and it's downright comical that you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We British say "to put the world to rights." I've discovered that that's not the way Americans say it and people scratch… — N. T. Wright Copy Share Image
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“Yes, yes. Aim for the sun. That way if you miss, at least your arrow will fall far away, and the person… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
My boss at Christmas was a lot of fun: "I want you to look in your pay envelopes and you'll know that… — David Ketchum Copy Share Image
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