Listen! We're not just doing this for the money! We're doing this for a S*** LOAD of money! — Bill Pullman Copy Share Image
That's the fourth extra base hit for the Padres - two doubles and a triple. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
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Every mother thinks that their child is the most beautiful, but only my mom is right ;) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window. I asked the colonel… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I mean I'm one of those people that laugh at a funeral. And it's always the worst time, but there's always a… — Bianca Del Rio Copy Share Image
We are what we have been told about ourselves. We are the sum of the messages we have received. The true messages.… — Donald Barthelme Copy Share Image
It was a typically British birth... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward... I came… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
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I've begun worshipping the sun for a number of reasons. First of all, unlike some other gods I could mention, I can… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
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