What I know about money, I learned the hard way – by having had it. — Margaret Halsey Copy Share Image
It's funny how being an actor forces you to do things or go places that you wouldn't ordinarily. — Natalie Dormer Copy Share Image
“Life has a funny way of delivering a swift kick to the brain when you're not even paying attention.” — Jeremy M. Wright Copy Share Image
“lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes.” — Diane Messidoro Copy Share Image
Not that smart. Not that hot. Not that nice. Not that funny. That's me: I'm not that. — John Green Copy Share Image
I got jury duty and I didn't want to go, so my friend said, "You should write something really really racist on… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
The twins no longer derive their sustenance from Nature's founts - in short," said Mr. Micawber, in one of his bursts of… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
If you're hired to be a funny person, you have to trust your judgment but also be open because sometimes you think… — Paula Pell Copy Share Image
It's really frustrating when you write a show and it's really funny and someone and from Standards and Decency says, 'You can't… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
I can't tell you how much we laughed on the set to have Alec Guinness in a scene with a big, furry… — Mark Hamill Copy Share Image
There are some people who can't sleep because they have insomnia, I'm one of those people who can't sleep because they have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most people's major life changes don't come from reading an article in the newspaper; they come from reading longer-form essays or thoughtful… — Aaron Swartz Copy Share Image
Has anyone seen me on Letterman? Two million people watch that show and I don't know where they are. You might have… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
