Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting. — Finley Peter Dunne Copy Share Image
May even the concept of unreached peoples be totally intolerable to us. — David Platt Copy Share Image
In Moscow they do not pay much attention to the living but keep their cemeteries in a splendid state. — George Mikes Copy Share Image
Unacceptable, maybe. But not unthinkable. Nothing's unthinkable once somebody's thought it. — Robert Silverberg Copy Share Image
We are most deeply asleep at the switch when we fancy we control any switches at all. — Annie Dillard Copy Share Image
“I’m about to shove these idle hands so far up your ass, you’ll think you’ve become a puppet.” “You know what?” Ren… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
Regarding jam sessions: jazz musicians are the only workers I can think of who are willing to put in a full shift… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Where are the dogs going? you people who pay so little attention ask. They are going about their business. And they are… — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
The English are worried about the Euro being brought in because of loss of national identity and rising prices. In Scotland, people… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
What they do in America in all those sitcoms is hire glamorous girls and they're never that funny... that's because they've never… — Rebel Wilson Copy Share Image
Facebook should have a limit on how many times a relationship status can be change ... after 3 times it should be… — Ronak Gurung Copy Share Image
I seem to get into situations that make people laugh, but I don't consider myself that funny of a person. I'm not… — Nathan Fielder Copy Share Image
“I think it's fair to say most video games let players experience only eight emotions: anger, panic, dread, surprise, wonder, satisfaction, joy… — Scott Rogers Copy Share Image
