My wounds from pole dancing! Wait til you see this episode of DH! Hilarious! Worth the pain! — Eva Longoria Copy Share Image
The only thing more frustrating than slanderers is those foolish enough to listen to them. — Criss Jami Copy Share Image
Baeyer-a chemist who was more of an encyclopedist than a researcher. — Richard Willstatter Copy Share Image
“Gimme an S! A T! An O! A C! Followed by a K-H-O-L-M! What's it spell? HEAD FUCK. - Jane” — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's a lot of stupid men out there who feel like makeup is a betrayal of the truth, and that is so… — Katya Zamolodchikova Copy Share Image
“Then you should get changed,' he said, turning away. 'I'll get jealous if anyone else sees how pretty your legs are.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
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All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
I saw a man at the beach screaming, 'Help, shark, help!' I laughed because I knew the shark wasn't going to help… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“SUBJECT: Real original Dear Dark Assholes, I get the point. Showing me that you know how to log onto a computer and… — S.L. Jennings Copy Share Image
That moment when you have a really clever facebook status, and a family member comments on it and butcher's the whole thing. — Sean Tedford Copy Share Image
I'm definitely not the caliber player that LeBron is, but I find it funny how people can criticize him and the way… — Jahlil Okafor Copy Share Image
