FASCISM You have two cows. The government takes them and sells you the milk. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Be the kind of woman that, when your feet hit the floor every morning, the devil says, 'Oh, crap. She's up.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When it comes down to it, @Taskrabbit is about neighbors connecting with neighbors — Leah Busque Copy Share Image
Eating Taco Bell is like sleeping with your ex. I feel horrible afterwards and I'm always drunk when I do it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a man begins to be hilarious in a sorrowful way you can bet a million that he is dyeing his hair. — O. Henry Copy Share Image
Marry somebody you love. That's the whole thing. And continue to love them. — Charlie Daniels Copy Share Image
I think its funny when people say a female rapper is too sexually charged, maybe the way I do it is a… — Iggy Azalea Copy Share Image
It was a fine fall morning in Paris, crisp and clear, and Benji was quite full of himself, cavorting near the fountain,… — Joe Camp Copy Share Image
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
See, I don't really go after girls. Most of the girlfriends I've had have come after me. So it's really funny when… — Kellan Lutz Copy Share Image
Some people think Boss's Day is a just a way to try to get in good with the boss. I promise I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry I dumped my baggage in your lap.' A corner of his mouth turned up. 'You can dump your baggage in… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
Even in the worst depression, 25% of businesses are booming - in your industry find out what they’re doing and do it. — Mark Victor Hansen Copy Share Image
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?"… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
