It's a funny thing about weaknesses…Most people will tell you they know their weaknesses. When asked, they'll tell you, 'Well for one… — David Gemmell Copy Share Image
Its a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever… — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
Writing about something specific, in my mind, was overwhelming, so I wrote about art because I love art and I know I… — Walter Martin Copy Share Image
“Sometimes it seemed that he'd said six or eight funny things in his life, and that what passed for his sense of… — Richard Yates Copy Share Image
I think religion is a funny thing because, when you see somebody who can really break it down, sometimes it feels foolish… — Kevin Costner Copy Share Image
Paradise was always over there, a day’s sail away. But it’s a funny thing, escapism. You can go far and wide and… — J. Maarten Troost Copy Share Image
I think Secretary's funny, it is about sex, and there's a lot of sex in it, sex is the key, but you're… — Maggie Gyllenhaal Copy Share Image
It was my mom who told me, "Ernie, if you make even one person happy with your smile or a funny thing… — Ernest Borgnine Copy Share Image
I've tried really hard to care about things that were very different from my parents. I was curious if I could care… — Chelsea Clinton Copy Share Image
It's a funny thing about stories. It doesn't feel like you make them up, more like you find them. You type and… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
There's lots of kinds of chains. You can't see most of them, the one's that bind folks together. But people build them,… — Bruce Coville Copy Share Image
The funny thing is, when a Harley-Davidson guy full of tattoos comes out with a Maltese, they're trying to soften themselves out.… — Cesar Millan Copy Share Image
A funny thing happened to the First Amendment on its way to the public forum. According to the Supreme Court, money is… — Robert Reich Copy Share Image
I've been trained in dancing and I used to be quite good, though I am a bit rusty right now. But I… — Brittany Murphy Copy Share Image
The funny thing is that some reviews are published in magazines and websites that are seen by millions of people, and other… — Jeffrey Lewis Copy Share Image
That is why we have the polio vaccine. People are blazing their own trial. That is what seems to be important. I… — Henry Threadgill Copy Share Image
If you're going through a divorce and you're in a comedy you have to find some way to find the funny side… — Alan Ruck Copy Share Image
I don't really hashtag things. Unless I'm talking to somebody and I'm being funny and I say something mean but then I'm… — Bella Thorne Copy Share Image
When you're fat, the world is divided into two groups - people who bug you and people who leave you alone. The… — Elizabeth Taylor Copy Share Image
There's a constant flow of child actors. It's kind of funny to watch the new crew come through. I think, You poor… — Tina Yothers Copy Share Image
It's a funny thing about me. I don't have any interest in food most of the time now, although when I was… — Alan Ladd Copy Share Image
I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while you're in midair, you still hit those brakes!… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Songs are funny things. They can slip across borders. Proliferate in prisons. Penetrate hard shells. I always believed that the right song… — Pete Seeger Copy Share Image
Love made you admire funny things about a person, like how good she was at remembering to return her library books and… — Ann Brashares Copy Share Image
The funny thing is that I feel close to all my characters. Deep, deep inside them all. I can't describe how deeply… — Paul Auster Copy Share Image
That's the funny thing about havin' a kid. They come with their own set of problems; make everything else you were worried… — Greg Garcia Copy Share Image
Grand Slams are funny things. You have to try to find a way to get through the first week and put yourself… — Lleyton Hewitt Copy Share Image
There's nothing that beats proving you're funny by making a funny thing, and right now there are huge outlets for that, with… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I'm always busy. You know, the more I do, the more ideas I have—that's the funny thing. The brain is a muscle,… — Karl Lagerfeld Copy Share Image
He had no one but himself to blame, for he’d opened himself up to it. Just a fraction at first, like a… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
I was excellent at English and Drama. Maths and Science I was terrible at. I didn't have any interest in them. I… — Peter Andre Copy Share Image
The funny thing is, I've never really hurt myself in an action movie. I've done 'Wanted,' 'X-Men,' 'Welcome To The Punch,' even… — James McAvoy Copy Share Image
The funny thing is, nationalism only could have come about in Europe after the invention of printing. You could have this thing… — Ben Katchor Copy Share Image
I find that when people haven't found God and do not know the new birth and the Spirit is not on them,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So many funny things happen to me everyday I should have a TV show. — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image