You know the funny thing, I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
The men I idolized built their bodies and became somebody - like Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger - and I thought, 'That… — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
The funny thing is, the older I get, the less I enjoy talking when I act. I don't like talking anymore. I… — Grant Bowler Copy Share Image
I want a Goddamn strong statement on marijuana, I mean one that just tears the ass out of them. You know, its… — Richard M. Nixon Copy Share Image
It's a funny thing about writing. You get so balled up in a story idea that you lose your perspective and forget… — Gary Reilly Copy Share Image
You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
If I ever do anything, it actually might be some fantasy elf thing or even some cute, funny thing. Just to do… — Todd McFarlane Copy Share Image
It's a funny thing because it's what the people say when they come across a ghost situation is that it does freak… — Rhys Darby Copy Share Image
The funny thing about our act is that dad gets the worst of it, although I'm the one who apparently receives the… — Buster Keaton Copy Share Image
Don't talk anybody, don't come near! Can't you see the fish might hear? He thinks I'm playing with a piece of string;… — A. A. Milne Copy Share Image
Actually, the funny thing is, after all these years, I've got all these new songs to learn for the show we're doing… — Lesley Gore Copy Share Image
I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts- because it's the only thing that'll make it stop hurting... I… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
There are some quite funny things about getting famous and stuff, but I think there comes a point where you have to… — Jarvis Cocker Copy Share Image
I've tried really hard to care about things that were very different from my parents. I was curious if I could care… — Chelsea Clinton Copy Share Image
It's a funny thing about stories. It doesn't feel like you make them up, more like you find them. You type and… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
There's lots of kinds of chains. You can't see most of them, the one's that bind folks together. But people build them,… — Bruce Coville Copy Share Image
People say Yogi (Berra) is a strange guy, and I've heard Yogi say some funny things. But he has a beautiful wife,… — Mickey Mantle Copy Share Image
Education is this funny thing. You deal for several years with organized information, and then you go out into the world and… — Peter Schjeldahl Copy Share Image
Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot… — Rowan Atkinson Copy Share Image
It is a funny thing, but when I am making music, all the answers I seek for in life seem to be… — Gustav Mahler Copy Share Image
I keep getting more and more ambitious. Over the years, to some degree, in some areas, I feel I've grown. In some… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Funny thing about Americans. They are the first to adopt weird lifestyles and radical views but they are the most conservative race… — Ralph Steadman Copy Share Image
It's a funny thing: people often ask how I discipline myself to write. I can't begin to understand the question. For me,… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
I'm originally from Tampa and grew up on beach. I'm also naturally fair-skinned. The funny thing is, my parents are both pretty… — Brittany Snow Copy Share Image
One day ladies will take their computers for walks in the park and tell each other, "My little computer said such a… — Alan Turing Copy Share Image
There's something about comedy, funny things, that people want to pass them along. Serious things and personal things are much more privately… — Jonathan Coulton Copy Share Image
And the funny thing was if you made the best of it, if you smiled through every storm, the bad things were… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
It’s a funny thing coming home. Nothing changes. Everything looks the same, feels the same, even smells the same. You realize what’s… — Eric Roth Copy Share Image
The funny thing about writing is that whether you're doing well or doing it poorly, it looks the exact same. That's actually… — John Green Copy Share Image
That's the funny thing about old hurts- they just wait for new heartache to come along and then show up, just as… — Lilith Saintcrow Copy Share Image
It's a funny thing about weaknesses…Most people will tell you they know their weaknesses. When asked, they'll tell you, 'Well for one… — David Gemmell Copy Share Image
Its a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever… — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
Writing about something specific, in my mind, was overwhelming, so I wrote about art because I love art and I know I… — Walter Martin Copy Share Image
“Sometimes it seemed that he'd said six or eight funny things in his life, and that what passed for his sense of… — Richard Yates Copy Share Image
I think religion is a funny thing because, when you see somebody who can really break it down, sometimes it feels foolish… — Kevin Costner Copy Share Image
Paradise was always over there, a day’s sail away. But it’s a funny thing, escapism. You can go far and wide and… — J. Maarten Troost Copy Share Image
I think Secretary's funny, it is about sex, and there's a lot of sex in it, sex is the key, but you're… — Maggie Gyllenhaal Copy Share Image
It was my mom who told me, "Ernie, if you make even one person happy with your smile or a funny thing… — Ernest Borgnine Copy Share Image
If you're going through a divorce and you're in a comedy you have to find some way to find the funny side… — Alan Ruck Copy Share Image
I don't really hashtag things. Unless I'm talking to somebody and I'm being funny and I say something mean but then I'm… — Bella Thorne Copy Share Image