Putting allows the touchy golfer two to four opportunities to blow a gasket in the short space of two to forty feet. — Tommy Bolt Copy Share Image
I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
You know you're on the Senior Tour when your back goes out more than you do. — Bob Bruce Copy Share Image
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic. — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off. — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
