The Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. The Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Easter: When your parents take all the leftover Halloween candy and hide it around the house in colorful eggs. When you cant… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's resume everything we gave up for Lent without any new found spiritual insights. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Please join us for Easter dinner unless you've already committed to Satan. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish I was resurrected from the dead on Sunday so I had an excuse for taking off work on Monday — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're old enough to be told that the Easter Bunny and Jesus aren't real. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't you hate when people only go to church on Easter Sunday dressing like peacocks taking up all the good seats. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish the resurrection of our lord and savior was deemed important enough for a day off work. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Easter is the only time of the year when it's perfectly safe to put all your eggs in one basket. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Pastor said, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know you're ghetto when you only go to church on Easter to meet women. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's take a break from debating gay marriage to remember an unmarried 33-year-old man who hung out with 12 dudes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry I said TGIF on the anniversary of your god's son's violent execution. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It would take a lot more than 30 pieces of silver for me to betray you to murderous authorities unless we were… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Believing in the Easter bunny is like saying you believe in an over sized, purple bunny, pooping colorful eggs on your lawn. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A real miracle would be Jesus turning water into less expensive gasoline. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A nice Jewish man rising from the dead seems less miraculous than finding one I can date. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wonder if Jesus will make a special appearance on The Walking Dead this Sunday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
