Funny easter Quote by Anonymous

If Jesus came back today, I think he'd throw up.

— Jesse Ventura

The fact is that Jesus will come when people do not expect it. The sad thing is that Harold Camping has convinced millions worldwide.…

— Anonymous

He would make a lovely corpse.

— Charles Dickens

Jesus is what God looks like in sandals

— John Dominic Crossan

If he'd [Jesus] been a little more concerned for his own safety and well being he may have toned things down a little bit…

— Brad Warner

Every day I see Jesus Christ in all his distressing disguises.

— Mother Teresa

Dead men lying on the bottom of the grave. Wondering when savior comes, is he gonna be saved.

— System Of A Down

Only if you are part of a community of believers seeking to resemble, serve, and love Jesus will you ever get to know him…

— Timothy Keller

If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he had…

— Thomas Carlyle

If Jesus were alive today, he'd probably be at the Super Bowl.

— Norman Vincent Peale

On Friday a thief, on Sunday a King...the man Jesus Christ laid death in his grave!

— John Mark McMillan

I'm talking from the point of view of the States, we tend to assassinate people like Jesus, or if we don't we simply marginalise…

— John Dominic Crossan