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I look like a very nice, benign Jewish man-boy.

— Sam Seder

No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.

— Don Rickles

For Jews, the Messiah has never come; for Christians, He has come but once; for modern man, He appears and disappears with increasing rapidity.…

— Thomas Szasz

I may be a Jewish scientist, but I would be tickled silly if one day I were reincarnated as a Baptist preacher.

— Brian Greene

Sometimes I wonder if he wasn't born dead. I never met a man who was less interested in the living. Sometimes I think that's…

— Kurt Vonnegut

Miracles aren't necessarily good for everyone. The parting of the Red Sea, great for the Jews, not so hot for the Egyptian soldiers.

— Orson Bean

I've always said if a woman is looking for a good husband, she should go for a Jewish man past 60. Jewish men are…

— Howard Jacobson

But it is a miracle that a dead man should come to life; because that has never been observed in any age or country.

— David Hume

I've never dated a Jewish woman.

— Ato Essandoh

“I might show you by scriptural evidence that the Jews will probably first be gathered in an unconverted state, though humbled, and will afterwards…

— Dalton Lifsey

Wherever the Jew is found he is a problem, a source of unhappiness to himself and to those around him. Ever since he has…

— Maurice Samuel

“As I sat there I could not believe that this boring, average-looking man with his receding hairline and large glasses – a man who…

— D. Lawrence-Young