Funny easter Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “You're old enough to be told that the Easter Bunny and Jesus aren't real.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny easter Old enough
I dont believe in the Easter Bunny or Santa as long as I still get presents and candy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Believing in the Easter bunny is like saying you believe in an over sized, purple bunny, pooping colorful eggs on your lawn. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christians are like a thirteen year old kid who still believes in Santa. — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
Santa is our culture's only mythic figure truly believed in by a large percentage of the population. It's a fact that most of the… — Chris Van Allsburg Copy Share Image
Somehow you've come past the realm of just knowing about this Person called Jesus Christ and He is real to you. — Norman Grubb Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, Santa, the Tooth Fairy, my stuffed animals - they were real. There is the tremendous suspension of disbelief that… — David Lowery Copy Share Image
“In any crowd there is a malcontent or two, and the Easter crowd is no exception. Someone invariably demands I speak out against the… — Philip Gulley Copy Share Image
Look, at some point, people have to tell their kids that Santa Claus isn't real. I hate to be the guy to do it,… — Floyd Landis Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Unfortunately there is nothing more inane than an Easter carol. It is a religious perversion of the activity of Spring in our blood. — Wallace Stevens Copy Share Image
Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
The Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. The Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm a little hoarse tonight. I've been living in Chicago for the past two months, and you know how it is, yelling for help… — Fred Allen Copy Share Image
Easter: When your parents take all the leftover Halloween candy and hide it around the house in colorful eggs. When you cant find any,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sherrill On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. — Douglas Horton Copy Share Image
There is not room for Death, Nor atom that his might could render void: Thou - Thou art Being and Breath, And what Thou… — Emily Bronte Copy Share Image
For I remember it is Easter morn, And life and love and peace are all new born. — Alice Freeman Palmer Copy Share Image
'Twas Easter-Sunday. The full-blossomed trees Filled all the air with fragrance and with joy. — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Copy Share Image
Let's resume everything we gave up for Lent without any new found spiritual insights. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
