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“It would take a lot more than 30 pieces of silver for me to betray you to murderous authorities unless we were in a major recession.” quote by Anonymous — Download Open image

“It would take a lot more than 30 pieces of silver for me to betray you to murderous authorities unless we were in a major recession.”

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And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back

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Life is full of change. That's how we learn and grow.

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Im sorry I ever tried...

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Being betrayed by the one you love is the worst feeling in the world...

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Let children support their parents or be imprisoned.

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The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much.

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Unfortunately there is nothing more inane than an Easter carol. It is a religious perversion of the activity of Spring in our blood.

Wallace Stevens

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Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God.

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The Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. The Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas.

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Let's just relax tonight and watch The Passion of the Christ.

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I'm a little hoarse tonight. I've been living in Chicago for the past two months, and you know how it is, yelling for help…

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Easter: When your parents take all the leftover Halloween candy and hide it around the house in colorful eggs. When you cant find any,…

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Sherrill On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer.

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Jesus's resurrection is the beginning of God's new project.

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There is not room for Death, Nor atom that his might could render void: Thou - Thou art Being and Breath, And what Thou art may never be destroyed.

For I remember it is Easter morn, And life and love and peace are all new born.

Alice Freeman Palmer

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'Twas Easter-Sunday. The full-blossomed trees Filled all the air with fragrance and with joy.

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Let's resume everything we gave up for Lent without any new found spiritual insights.

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