Funny easter Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “A real miracle would be Jesus turning water into less expensive gasoline.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny easter Miracles
After Jesus's first miracle, the world had more alcohol, well... I believe in miracles — Lintopez Copy Share Image
We take for granted the slow miracle whereby water in the irrigation of a vineyard becomes wine. It is only when Christ turns water… — Saint Augustine Copy Share Image
The miracle of Jesus is himself, not what he said or did about the future. Forget the future. I'd worship someone who could do… — Rumi Copy Share Image
Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Miracles prove nothing except to those whose faith is bought very cheap, sir. — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
A miracle is something that seems impossible but happens anyway. — Michael Stuhlbarg Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Unfortunately there is nothing more inane than an Easter carol. It is a religious perversion of the activity of Spring in our blood. — Wallace Stevens Copy Share Image
Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
The Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. The Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm a little hoarse tonight. I've been living in Chicago for the past two months, and you know how it is, yelling for help… — Fred Allen Copy Share Image
Easter: When your parents take all the leftover Halloween candy and hide it around the house in colorful eggs. When you cant find any,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sherrill On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. — Douglas Horton Copy Share Image
There is not room for Death, Nor atom that his might could render void: Thou - Thou art Being and Breath, And what Thou… — Emily Bronte Copy Share Image
For I remember it is Easter morn, And life and love and peace are all new born. — Alice Freeman Palmer Copy Share Image
'Twas Easter-Sunday. The full-blossomed trees Filled all the air with fragrance and with joy. — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Copy Share Image
Let's resume everything we gave up for Lent without any new found spiritual insights. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
