Funny easter Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “You know you're ghetto when you only go to church on Easter to meet women.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Church Easter Easter Meet Funny easter Ghetto Ghetto Church Know Ghetto
Stop going to church everywhere and start belonging to church somewhere. — Matt Chandler Copy Share Image
Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car. — Laurence J. Peter Copy Share Image
Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to the garage makes you a car. — Dr Laurence J Peter Copy Share Image
Going to church doesnt make you a Christian, anymore than standing in your garage makes you a car. — Hannah Copy Share Image
Just going to church doesn't make you a christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car. — G K Chesterton Copy Share Image
My mother wanted me to go to church to meet women. That's wrong, ain't it? 'Praise the Lord! Hey, how ya doing? Nice dress.… — Warren Hutcherson Copy Share Image
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Going to Church does not make you Christian, Going to garage does not make you Car. — Kishore Bansal Copy Share Image
Going to church doesnt make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. — SangFroid Stalker Copy Share Image
Don't you hate when people only go to church on Easter Sunday dressing like peacocks taking up all the good seats. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I bet any Sunday could be made as popular at church as Easter is if you made 'em fashion shows too. The audience is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. — Billy Sunday Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Unfortunately there is nothing more inane than an Easter carol. It is a religious perversion of the activity of Spring in our blood. — Wallace Stevens Copy Share Image
Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
The Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. The Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm a little hoarse tonight. I've been living in Chicago for the past two months, and you know how it is, yelling for help… — Fred Allen Copy Share Image
Easter: When your parents take all the leftover Halloween candy and hide it around the house in colorful eggs. When you cant find any,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sherrill On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. — Douglas Horton Copy Share Image
There is not room for Death, Nor atom that his might could render void: Thou - Thou art Being and Breath, And what Thou… — Emily Bronte Copy Share Image
For I remember it is Easter morn, And life and love and peace are all new born. — Alice Freeman Palmer Copy Share Image
'Twas Easter-Sunday. The full-blossomed trees Filled all the air with fragrance and with joy. — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Copy Share Image
Let's resume everything we gave up for Lent without any new found spiritual insights. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
