Actual meanings of various terms: TEAM WORK: Having somebody else you can blame it on. HARDWARE: The part of a computer you… — Superman Copy Share Image
My grandma is 80 and she still doesn't need glasses... she drinks straight out of the bottle. — Superman Copy Share Image
Not all women are going to find your jokes funny. And your personality is not going to work with all women. If… — Superman Copy Share Image
It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. — Superman Copy Share Image
Bathroom sign above toilet: It's like basketball, the basket is bigger than the ball! Learn to score properly! — Superman Copy Share Image
I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking. — Superman Copy Share Image
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come. — Superman Copy Share Image
I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when its not my birthday. — Superman Copy Share Image
If you find yourself using the expression haters gonna hate a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag. — Superman Copy Share Image
I tried to send you the most sexy thing on the planet, but the mail man told me to get out of… — Superman Copy Share Image
When we are apart you are all I think about I think about u when I am awake and when I go to sleep… — Superman Copy Share Image
Never count the number of things you had done for someone, nstead count the number of times you feel better knowing you made them… — Superman Copy Share Image
Failure does not mean you accomplished nothing, it mean you have a good reason to try again — Superman Copy Share Image
I know we can't be together, and yes it hurts like hell...but I want you to be happy, cause I'm happy if you are....i'm… — Superman Copy Share Image
You stole my heart and now you are far far away with it. I miss you like crazy and I miss your voice and… — Superman Copy Share Image
You are such a cutie, I want to press your cheeks and hold you chin. I want to hold you tight and cuddle up… — Superman Copy Share Image
Cant decide what hurts more...being lied to or just not being told. Either one seems to break my spirits just a little. — Superman Copy Share Image
Walking on a path of air See your faces everywhere As you melt this heart of stone You take my hand to guide me… — Superman Copy Share Image
A heartbreak isnt as loud as a bomb exploding. Sometimes it can be as quiet as a feather falling and the most painful thing… — Superman Copy Share Image
I love you and every time I try to tell you that, you just ignore me. I try to tell you that I'm at… — Superman Copy Share Image
