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Deaar boysss : your dicck is not likeee pinocchio's noseee. It wont qet lonqer every timee youuu liee bout its sizeee. Sincerelyy , Reality'.

— REaliTy

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“Life is meaningless.”

— reality

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Life isn't a fairytale, so don't expect it to be.

— Reality

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