Teacher:The test is very easy. Me:Sure it is bitch, you already know the answers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know you had a wild night when you wake up to find your bed peed in and you didn't do it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most people are dead. Hitler. Ray Charles. Some other guys. But mostly those two. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Homework: do me, do me, do me, do me, do me Internet: dont listen to that slut — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never KISS a lady police, She will say, hands up. Never KISS a lady doctor, She will say, Next please Always KISS… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Okay so every summer my momtakes me and my sisters to the zoo and my older sister's boyfriend always comes with us.Well,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“... an artist should paint from the heart, and not always what people expect. Predictability often leads to the dullest work, in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The closest I'll get to winning the Hunger Games is when I spot the last donut in the office kitchen. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guys, I'm Not a Hacker. I Was Asked If I Wanted To Be An Admin And I Said Yes, So PleaseStop Saying… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most men don't realize their wife's worth till a judge decides the alimony amount — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I go to someone's house and they tell me to make myself at home, I throw them out because I don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For Halloween I'm just gonna wear no makeup and natural hair and go as a monster. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny how you're nice to my face.It's hilarious how you talk shit behind my back and it's downright comical that you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you don't have a good signal on your phone and you go all lion king on it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when your mom's doing the dishes, so you slowly put another one in and walk away fast. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
