I've met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Math, I am sick and tired of finding your X. Just accept the fact that she is gone. MOVE ON DUDE. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The 'Awkward Moment' when ur when you start yelling at someome and they put there hand over your mouth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I agree with the dictionary..Girls before guys,partying before studying,and friends before love!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember these two words. They will open up a lot of doors in your life. Push and Pull. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear young girls losing their virginity; If your age is on the clock, youre too young for the cock. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward distance of deciding whether or not to hold the door for someone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its funny when you find out afterword that you were being played the whole time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear McDonald's Cashier, Don't give me that look... Last time I checked, there was no age limit on Happy Meals. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Before you marry someone, ask yourself, 'Will they be a good killing partner during the zombie apocalypse?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Has anybody read the book Thirteen Reasons Why I am reading it right now and its pretty good so far if you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd like to wish you a happy and healthy new year by making a sound terrifying enough to give you a heart… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That Awkward Moment when you turn your phone off for a really long time, and expect to have milliions of missed calls… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I went to the hurley house today....i wasnt hungry...i just wanted to watch that old lady walk in nakid again! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
