Mazing Quote's?. Maybe you should read the instructions ... NO!! I GOT THIS!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The stone age was marked by man's clever use of crude tools; the information age, to date, has been marked by man's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Instead of cleaning my house, I just watched an episode of Hoarders. Now I don't feel so bad. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Friends feel rude when they go in your cupboards; best friends don't even ask! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Shark Week is a great reminder there are fast-swimming creatures more intelligent than Ryan Lochte. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Little jonny wanted to go to disiney world, so I loaded him up in my car and drove him to a burned… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey I Just Met You, girl your look is Crazy. What Brand's Your Makeup? Crayola Maybe? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when everyone else understands it but you. But you still act like you did because you'll just Google it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I Was in Florida And Everyone Was Telling Me To Say Stuff lol *Btw I'm From Tennessee* — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My parents say it's their house but when it's time to clean it magically becomes my house too - — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's your 21'st birthday, now you can do all the things you were already doing, but weren't supposed to be. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You there, Friday! Come here you S.E.X.Y son of a B.T.C.H. We've been looking for you since monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It would mean a lot to me if your wedding guest list included fewer family members and more hot, horny, single women. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
