You needn't be trying to comfort me, I tell you my dolly is dead! There's no use in saying she isn't, With… — Margaret Janvier Copy Share Image
“A premature death does not only rob one of the countless instances where one would have experienced pleasure, it also saves one… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Frankly, I'm not much for funerals unless it's absolutely an obligation. I don't feel it serves much of a purpose to go… — Arnold Palmer Copy Share Image
Almost any poll of regular churchgoers will reveal that their favorite book in the New Testament is the Gospel of John. It… — John Shelby Spong Copy Share Image
“There was a time when one didn't attend a wedding, unless they were invited. In the near future, attending funerals will adopt… — Charmaine J Forde Copy Share Image
“Perspective is as simple as answering this question: If I had 5 months to live would I experience this problem differently?” — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
I don't like my parents; I never will. I didn't cry at either of their funerals. I haven't missed them for five… — David Small Copy Share Image
Why should I be sad? Everyone has to die. If you have a body, it's too late to cry. It's only funerals… — Rachel Klein Copy Share Image
I'm a typical Irishman in that I only get home for weddings and funerals. — Walter O'Brien Copy Share Image
You know you're getting old when you go to more funerals than you do weddings. — Jimmy Dean Copy Share Image
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
Always go to other peoples funerals, otherwise they wont come to yours. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Old people at weddings always poke me and say You're Next. So I started doing the same to them at funerals — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate funerals and would not attend my own if it could be avoided — Robert Tappan Morris Copy Share Image
I've been at the funerals of a lot of people in my neighborhood. Sometimes when I sit back and relax, I think… — Carmelo Anthony Copy Share Image
“Funerals should be between a single person (dead) and a single person (alive) and ought to involve a discussion that no one… — Lydia Kang Copy Share Image
“Some people will each start investing more of their salary on ‘their’ house and spending less of it on ‘their’ car or… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
It's crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go… — Chris Tucker Copy Share Image
How many funerals do we have to attend until we realise how fortunate we are and how grateful we should be for… — Carniel Dunlop Copy Share Image
I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run… — Albert Brooks Copy Share Image
“People can act so nice, bringing you food and all, but in the end they are nothing but buzzards. Waiting to pick… — Lee Smith Copy Share Image
When many people are killed, they should be mourned and lamented. Those who are victorious in war should follow the rites of… — Laozi Copy Share Image
“Everyone was eating, talking softly, glancing at me, hugging me, eating. It was as if someone had turned the volume down. Everything… — Joan Abelove Copy Share Image
Weddings and funerals have so much in common (except that in Ireland funerals are more fun - better food, better drink): at… — Michael Longley Copy Share Image
“Perhaps it was as well that she had been unconscious for four weeks. She had missed the aftermath, the SO-1 reports, the… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
“Sensei says funerals are not really for the dead. They are for those left behind. "The dead are long gone by the… — Sandy Fussell Copy Share Image
“Who am I to decide what someone should or shouldn’t do? People skip funerals and memorials all the time, for all sorts… — Elle Kennedy Copy Share Image
When people connect to my work, it makes me feel great. A lot of that stuff is really deep, and when I… — Xavier Rudd Copy Share Image
“Funerals are for the living, I have always believed, and the job of the eulogist is to acknowledge the enormity of the… — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
There whil'st the world prov'd prodigal of breath, the headless trunks lay prostrated in heaps; this field of funerals sacred unto death,… — William Alexander, 1st Earl of Stirling Copy Share Image
“There are those, too, who are ethnically predisposed in favor of funerals, who recognize among the black drapes and dirges an emotionally… — Thomas Lynch Copy Share Image
