I hate funerals and would not attend my own if it could be avoided — Robert Tappan Morris Copy Share Image
“Politics, n. For the Elder Races, this generally involves bloodshed of some sort and a spate of funerals.” — Thea Harrison Copy Share Image
Depressions may bring people closer to the church but so do funerals. — Clarence Darrow Copy Share Image
Old people at weddings always poke me and say you are next.so I started doing Same thing to them at funerals. — Hendrix Copy Share Image
“Another weird thing about funerals: Wear black but kill something as colorful as flowers to decorate.” — Harlan Coben Copy Share Image
“Death would not surprise us as often as it does, if we let go of the misbelief that newborns are less mortal… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Attending a funeral would leave the average person insane, if they truly believed that sooner or later they are also going to… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
It amazes me that the most Christian funerals are the most barbaric funeral rites of passage that are celebrated anywhere in the… — Steve Earle Copy Share Image
“Perhaps because it seems so appropriate, I don't notice the rain. It falls in sheets, a blanket of silvery thread rushing to… — Michelle Zink Copy Share Image
Funerals and weddings were commonplace, and nothing could have been so interesting to them as the coming of the end of the… — Edward Eggleston Copy Share Image
we dance even if there's no radio. we drink at funerals. we talk too much & laugh too loud & live too… — Chris Rose Copy Share Image
My present post amounts to about 700 thaler, and when there are rather more funerals than usual, the fees rise in proportion;… — Johann Sebastian Bach Copy Share Image
True friends appear less mov'd than counterfeit; As men that grieve at funerals are not so loud as those that cry for… — Horace Copy Share Image
In my early teens, I acquired a kind of representative status: went on behalf of the family to wakes and funerals and… — Seamus Heaney Copy Share Image
The stories my pupils told me were astonishing. One told how he had witnessed his cousin being shot in the back five… — Erin Gruwell Copy Share Image
I don't believe in funerals. I believe in celebrating life, and showing people, while they're alive, how much I care about them.… — Carmen Dell'Orefice Copy Share Image
Jazz came out of New Orleans, and that was the forerunner of everything. You mix jazz with European rhythms, and that's rock… — The Edge Copy Share Image
“Do you really think anyone needs some kind of notarized statement saying 'Dear Saint Peter, here's another stiff, pass him through the… — P. N. Elrod Copy Share Image
“Atmosphere" is a massive song. A lot of people say it's their favorite Joy Division song, but it's not mine; it reminds… — Peter Hook Copy Share Image
I missed a lot of family weddings and funerals because we were out on the road and had these big gigs, and… — Dolores O'Riordan Copy Share Image
God Saw You Getting Tiered. God saw you getting tiered and a cure was not to be, so he put his arms… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes funerals can be good. It reunites you with your cousins you haven't seen in a while. — David Burtka Copy Share Image
“You should always go to other people funerals, or they wont go to yours.” — George Herman Ruth Copy Share Image
When someone dies then they go to their funeral. Stands there... says nothing, because they are gone. — Anthony Barger Copy Share Image
We may all host ourselves to death, and if we're all dead who will host our funerals? — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
“An expensive coffin does not decrease the deceased’s chances of going to hell.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
A thousand people will stop smoking today. Their funerals will be held sometime in the next three or four days. — C. Everett Koop Copy Share Image
In our society any man who doesn't cry at his mother's funeral is liable to be condemned to death — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
I'm Sorry and I Apologize mean two different things when you say them at a funeral!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A multitude of executions discredits a king, as a multitude of funerals a doctor — Seneca Copy Share Image