Food Quotes by John Pinette

My cholesterol count has a comma.

— John Pinette

Salad isn't a meal. Salad's the stuff that comes with a meal.

— John Pinette

I watch a lot of CNN and the Food Network. Now, I'm learning how to cook healthy - when I was a…

— John Pinette

I have issues with food and weight and I can make that funny. The audience loves it. I have fun with it.

— John Pinette

Vegans go to the store and they buy 50,000-pound bags of almonds. And they make it into stuff they wish they could…

— John Pinette

I was raised to believe you eat hamburgers, mashed potatoes and gravy, and cheesecake for dessert. In California they eat tofu burgers,…

— John Pinette

You go out, you order a steak. What do they do? They bring you a salad. They don't even charge you anything…

— John Pinette

I eat healthy. The only problem is late-night eating. It's the Sumo Diet, they eat and go to sleep and that's how…

— John Pinette

At home, I have a healthy regular diet... But on the road, you find yourself at 11 o'clock at night, after a…

— John Pinette

I went a nutritionist... I walk into his office he goes, 'Well, the good news is, you can have all the salad…

— John Pinette

In my case, I don't eat a lot before a show. I eat after. But I do two shows and it becomes…

— John Pinette

I tried the low-carb bread. Have you tried it? It's horrible. I tasted it. I thought the wrapper was still on. It's…

— John Pinette