“i used schutzhund methods of training to teach the duck to attack on command. we went on a killing rampage that lasted three days. we killed many small children and received the nobel prize for our achievements.” — Ellen Kennedy Copy Share Image
“i don't like to talk. every time i go somewhere with a friend they always expect me to talk to them. i like to… — Ellen Kennedy Copy Share Image
“i felt ashamed. i stared down at the ground and stood very still and very quietly.” — Ellen Kennedy Copy Share Image
“i used schutzhund methods of training to teach the duck to attack on command. we went on a killing rampage that lasted three days.… — Ellen Kennedy Copy Share Image
“Judy's friend that she has known the longest has just broken up with her boyfriend and is depressed. Judy likes her more now that… — Ellen Kennedy Copy Share Image
“Scott goes to the computer and loads a chart that says something about global warming. Scott says, "See?" Judy says, "I don't think global… — Ellen Kennedy Copy Share Image
“i don't want to hate the president i don't want to go to harvard i don't want to win the pulitzer prize i just… — Ellen Kennedy Copy Share Image
“i was so confused that i did a flying roundhouse kick at the wall. my leg went through the wall” — Ellen Kennedy Copy Share Image
