Any man who doesn't believe in carrying weapons on a first date is not a man worth knowing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Fuck it,' I hear him mutter, and the next thing I know he's taking hold of my hand.” — Samantha Towle Copy Share Image
I treat auditions like I treated my first dates. It's an opportunity to get to know a stranger and to learn from… — Hugh Jackman Copy Share Image
Don't talk. Kill it." That might be the sweetest thing a woman's ever said to me on a first date. — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
The biggest turnoff a guy can do on the first date, well I've had such bad first dates. If you ask a… — Jennifer Garner Copy Share Image
Dating is pressure and tension. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night? — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Never take a girl to the movies on a first date! That's basically like, 'We don't want to hear you talk.' — Andi Dorfman Copy Share Image
“Bobby: So assuming I survive the next 24 hours, where do you want to go on our first date? Kitty: Some place… — Jason Aaron Copy Share Image
The girls I've dated hate me a little because I can't remember anything about first dates or when we kissed. I have… — Josh Hutcherson Copy Share Image
To me, if I'm reading a fantastic story or I go on a nice first date and I have a wonderful time,… — Billy Campbell Copy Share Image
“To not feel like such a “third wheel,” I rode my tricycle to the restaurant where they were having their first date.… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“They danced slow circles in the sand, Javier singing the words to the Spanish version of the song, the melancholy music putting… — Pamela Clare Copy Share Image
“At the end of the first date, I got my courage up and I made a move. One U-Haul van and 1,500… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
When I first met Mike Pence, it was love at first sight. On our first date, we went ice skating at the… — Karen Pence Copy Share Image
“Yes you can let a guy bite you but not on the first date! he has to pay for dinner ! But… — Amy Mah Copy Share Image
“And I know that the past version of me is someone you would never trust. But who I am when I’m with… — J. Sterling Copy Share Image
“And here I thought I'd get by on my charm and good looks." "That'll get you a first date. It won't get… — Katee Robert Copy Share Image
Man, first I’m shot, now I’m going to be a friggin’ zombie. At this rate, I’ll never live to have my first… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“You know, you’ve set a really bad precedent for first dates,” I said. “How is anyone ever going to top this?” I… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
“I wonder if Perry snores. I'm not going to ask; first dates can be so awkward. Fuck it. "Hey, do you snore?… — Edmond Manning Copy Share Image
This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend for months in advance that all I wanted was an Xbox. That's it. Beginning and… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
“Been here before?” “Once, on a date.” Aidan laughed, and Walker twisted, angling toward him. “Something funny?” “My first date was here,”… — Layla Reyne Copy Share Image
“Take, for example, the people who think Elvis is still alive… What’s wrong with this claim? Why is this claim not vitiating… — Sam Harris Copy Share Image
“That kiss you gave me was the hottest kiss i've ever had. I pulled away because i was afraid i wouldn't be… — Michele Jaffe Copy Share Image
“Information, defined intuitively and informally, might be something like 'uncertainty's antidote.' This turns out also to be the formal definition- the amount… — Brian Christian Copy Share Image
“Raising children I’ve decided is a lot sadder than I expecte4d. Seeing them grow up brightly and vividly is tempered by the… — Michael Robotham Copy Share Image
Vic nudged my elbow with his. "You and me are still friends, right? You guys get a joint custody in the divorce.… — Claudia Gray Copy Share Image
“Marrying one woman doesn’t mean spending your life with one woman, because the funny girl you fall in love with on a… — Julie Johnson Copy Share Image
“It’s our first date. I text to say I’m running really late. Do you: a. Wait longer (+3) b. Take the opportunity… — Strategic Lothario Copy Share Image
Okay this is how the story goes here Boy meets girl and overcomes fear The last girl that he dated broke his… — Fozzey And Van C Copy Share Image
“Foster cleared his throat. “Since we’re being honest here, I also won’t go on a second date with a girl unless she… — R.K. Ryals Copy Share Image
“You always kiss on the first date?" "Not usually until after the duct-tape.” — Leslea Tash Copy Share Image
When she was three, her Barbies always did it on the first date. — Bare Naked Ladies Copy Share Image
I may not be your First Date, your First Kiss, or Your First Love, and that's Fine... Because I want to be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's rare that I go on a first date and don't want to go out again. — Lamorne Morris Copy Share Image
I don't kiss on the first date. My friends always make fun of me for that! But I will hold hands. — Lauren Conrad Copy Share Image
I may not be your first love, first kiss, first sight, or first date. That's ok. I just want to be your… — Hayu Gathut Abyantoro Seno Copy Share Image
I know we just met today, but I gotta see you tomorrow. I know this is our first date, I don't expect… — Ted Nugent Copy Share Image
If a girl stabbed me on our first date, how many days should I wait to ask her out again? — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image