“Raising children I’ve decided is a lot sadder than I expecte4d. Seeing them grow up brightly and vividly is tempered by the… — Michael Robotham Copy Share Image
If you took me to Coachella for our first date, it would probably be a done deal. It would be a sure… — Eva Mendes Copy Share Image
“All he'd done was lose her underwear and practically get her blown up. Hell. This had to be the absolute worst first… — Tara Janzen Copy Share Image
“You and McNab sat around talking about women and sports." "I don't believe we got to sports. He had a woman on… — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
Something went klunk. Like a nickel dropping in a soda machine. One of those small insights that explains everything. This was puberty… — David Gerrold Copy Share Image
“Lucia opened the door. "They say not to discuss politics and religion on the first date." “Well, then.” I gave her a… — Jennifer Lane Copy Share Image
I remember the first date I ever went out on. It was in high school. Her name was Marguerite. She was kind… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
I find it really awkward to go to dinner on a first date. I like to go to a comfortable, loungy place… — Whitney Port Copy Share Image
When I want to party, I play Beyoncé's "Crazy in Love." That's always been the song that my friends and I get… — Adele Copy Share Image
“That she didn’t get too mad at him when he informed her that she could go on her first date after she… — D.A. Young Copy Share Image
“An ideal first date should involve things like a candle-lit dinner, soft music, and a binary anal defibrillator, with a guest appearance… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“ "Heard you choking, are you all right?" "You're beautiful, a good kisser, this is our first date, my bed is in… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
My first date was when I was in school. I remember I took her out, and we had sandwiches because I didn't… — Aditya Roy Kapur Copy Share Image
I may not be your First Date, your First Kiss, or Your First Love, and that's Fine... Because I want to be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I know we just met today, but I gotta see you tomorrow. I know this is our first date, I don't expect… — Ted Nugent Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I treat auditions like I treated my first dates. It's an opportunity to get to know a stranger and to learn from… — Hugh Jackman Copy Share Image
There are few things more disconcerting than realizing the first date you thought went so well was in fact a dud. — Mallory Ortberg Copy Share Image
On the first date men worry about what they're going to say while woman worry about what they're going to wear. — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
“Okay", I breathed. "Then what will it take?" I was completely out of my element. Begging a girl to go on a… — Tarryn Fisher Copy Share Image
Dating is pressure and tension. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night? — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
As for kissing on the first date, you should never date someone whom you would not wish to kiss immediately. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
