Complaining Quote by Billy Campbell

A story has to be a good date, because the reader can stop at any time. Remember, readers are selfish and have no compulsion…

— Kurt Vonnegut

“When a first date really works, it works like this: You feel the thrill of opening to the first page of a book. And…

— David Levithan

It's rare that I go on a first date and don't want to go out again.

— Lamorne Morris

I say now, if I'm not laughing a whole lot on the first date, you're pretty much not going to get a second one,…

— Gina Neely

I believe in sex on a first date. Otherwise, how do you know if a second date is worth the effort?

— Jacki Weaver

There are few things more disconcerting than realizing the first date you thought went so well was in fact a dud.

— Mallory Ortberg

I would never say that I'm good at being on dates. I think I like to try to find a connection with somebody, like,…

— Chris D'Elia

I'm a lot of fun on a date.

— Diane Keaton

I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it's not how you start the…

— Shaquille O'Neal

I haven't been on a date in awhile. I went on maybe two dates in my whole life.

— Jimmy Fallon

Dating is great unless you don't like horrible awkwardness, lying, and a deep foreboding sense of disappointment that never goes away.

— Dov Davidoff

I have spent a decade of my life dating. I am thrilled about never going on another bad date for the rest of my…

— Leah Pipes