Facts Quote by Mallory Ortberg

We've had this date with each other from the beginning.

— Tennessee Williams

It's rare that I go on a first date and don't want to go out again.

— Lamorne Morris

It feels like we are meeting each other for the first time.

— Blondie

Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either.

— Chelsea Handler

We didn't know each other well. I never had the time. Now I see that it doesn't make any difference. The ones who hurry…

— Stanislaw Lem

My first date was with a girl named Cessi. We'd had a beautiful relationship over the phone all summer long. Then she came home…

— Leonardo DiCaprio

I know this might sound absurd, but since I've been famous, I believe I've only been on two dates that would be considered a…

— Penn Badgley

First dates are awkward, first kisses are heavenly, first love is irreplaceable and first heartbreaks are unforgettable.

— AB

Now anyone who has ever been on a blind date is well familiar with “The Moment”—that moment where you first walk into the bar…

— Julie James

I say now, if I'm not laughing a whole lot on the first date, you're pretty much not going to get a second one,…

— Gina Neely

A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone

— Larry David

My first ever date was my ex-boyfriend, the guy I was with before Love Island.'

— Maura Higgins