My theory is that there is no word that you can say or noise that you can make with your mouth that… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it's going to send the… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight world. There's a world, you see which has people in… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image