Fats Quotes · Page 7

The rich fool is like a pig that is choked by its own fat.

— Confucius

He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see.

— Eamon Dunphy

You are not an agnostic…You are just a fat slob who is too lazy to go to Mass.

— Conor Cruise O'Brien

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.

— Jim Eason

I read that book 'Fat is a Feminist Issue', got a bit desperate halfway through and ate it.

— Jo Brand

If you say you're fat, all of a sudden people like you

— Valerie Bertinelli

I do fat people and these makeups are really hard to do, but I want to make monster movies.

— Rick Baker

We are full of bread and gas, getting fat on the outside while inside we grow thin

— Linda Hogan

The reason I went for Jenny Craig is I thought, Maybe I'm not the only one who has stupid reasons for getting…

— Kirstie Alley

The first thing I would do for anyone who's trying to lose body fat, for instance, would be to remove foods from…

— Tim Ferriss

Lyrically, 'less words mean more' is a pretty good rule of thumb. Try to cut out the fat and get to the…

— Chris Stapleton

I don't believe less is more. I believe that more is more. I believe that less is less, fat fat, thin thin…

— Stanley Elkin

A lot of people don't belong in our clothes, and they can't belong. Are we exclusionary? Absolutely.

— Mike Jeffries

I wish James Dean would never have died. Then he'd be fat and acting on Dynasty or something. There wouldn't be this…

— Jane Leeves

I tend to sing opera and showtunes in the shower. I don't know why, but when I get in the shower I…

— Ester Dean

I have an amazing metabolism. I'm sure that'll be gone one day. But I like to exercise, too, so I don't think…

— Aziz Ansari

Pride is a fault that great men blush not to own: it is the ennobled offspring of self-love; though, it must be…

— Joanna Baillie

The pressure on women to be thin is like a plague. I have gone through my life, like a lot of women,…

— Felicity Huffman

We have to have the money to do the work we want to do, as well as to keep a roof over…

— Elizabeth Aston

[An article about Cho] started out, "Funny, sexy, zaftig Margaret Cho..." What is "zaftig?" Isn't that German for "big fat pig?" I…

— Margaret Cho

I'd love to get fat on camera. Wouldn't that be great? I'll tell you what's almost as hard though, getting bulked up,…

— Jeremy Irvine

In the Seventies, women runners, developing amenorrhea and calcium-related shin splints, were the first to realize that nature is hovering over us,…

— Camille Paglia

Scales lie! You lose thirty pounds of muscle and you gain thirty pounds of fat and you weigh the same, right? Take…

— Jack LaLanne

Foods high in bad fats, sugar and chemicals are directly linked to many negative emotions, whereas whole, natural foods rich in nutrients…

— Marilu Henner

Vincent Gallo has put a curse on my colon and a hex on my prostate. He called me a 'fat pig' in…

— Roger Ebert

I use the word 'fat'. I use that word because that's what people are: they're fat. They're not bulky; they're not large,…

— George Carlin

If you had a personal trainer, you would probably eat him. I know that in every fat person, there's a skinny person…

— George Lopez

Being fat is the absolute nadir of the misfit. You're a misfit because nothing fits. You don't fit in. You're not fit.…

— Claudia Shear

With relationships, I always had a reason why some time in the future would be better for me than it was that…

— Stephanie Klein

If we got an educational program going, we could tell people, "Instead of butter, use avocado." That's something we eat, it has…

— Sandra Cisneros

People don't realize how much of this stuff you get by the end of the day. High blood pressure is from all…

— Jack LaLanne

When I come out on the road of a morning, when I have had a night's sleep and perhaps a breakfast, and…

— Frank Delaney

It's definitely part of my job description not to be too fat.

— Elizabeth Hurley

My mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.

— Les Dawson

How come "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

— Ziggy Marley

A fat man is never so happy as when he is describing himself as "robust.

— George Orwell

I can't believe I was a fat person for most of my life.

— Ricki Lake

I won't rewrite on set, but I'll just trim the fat.

— Sean Durkin

Jon: Have you seen the wall? | Sam: I'm fat, not blind.

— Anonymous

Inside every fat person there's a thin person looking to get out - They've just eaten them.

— Jo Brand