Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status? Of course I like my status. I'm… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's almost hump day which is close to Thursday which is close to Friday so it's okay for me to drink today...as… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend claims that she never looks at your Facebook profile; Try changing your status to 'Single' and wait 3-5 minutes... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people think that I don't go through hardship at all, hardship is having to fake a smile every day so they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All desirable things in life are either banned, expensive, illegal or married to someone else. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment of shame when you walk up to an automatic door and it doesnt open for you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you are going to jump off a bridge I wont jump with ya, ill go get a boat, paddle out, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I need a boyfriend No, u WANT a boyfriend. u NEED water, cause u sound thirsty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I tell stories about people I dislike, I give them ridiculous voices. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't just sing the song, I also sing the background music and the guitar solo. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You think I'm not online. But I'm always here. Even if I'm not posting. I'm here. Scrolling. Judging. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when I look horrible in a group photo and the person who looks good refuses to delete it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im so indie, she thinks to herself as she puts the lyrics to Skinny Love as her Facebook status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
*The All Time Topic On Facebook Love... *Fuck You An Your 2 Week Relationship! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Choose a guy who takes you to his house to meet his parents, not his bedroom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Words of Wisdom: it's easier to change a condom than it is to change a diaper. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When somebody says 'It's getting hot in here' I automatically think, 'So take off all your clothes.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
FACEBOOK -Log On -Check Notification, Message, Friend Request -Poke Everyone Back -Go On Homepage -Do The Happy Birthday Ritual -Go Back To… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know what I think we are most afraid of? Not knowing. Not knowing whether its all really worth it. Not knowing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish fire trucks and ambulances played, 'Move bitch! Get out the way!' instead of using sirens. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you're stressed; You eat Ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is Desserts. Mind = Blown. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In 3 words I can sum up what I've learned so far: About Life: It goes on. About Love: It doesn't last.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whoever coined the phrase 'You don't know what you got till its gone.' was talking about toilet paper, probably. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When You Read My Status & Question If It's About You, Its Not. Its Just Your Guilty Conscience. Stop Trying To Insert… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
