Ex girlfriend Quotes · Page 4

Dear Ex ; you are the reason why I know I deserve so much better.

— Anonymous

I cant be around people that youve hooked up with.

— Anonymous

It's not fair to treat me wrong just because of your ex.

— Kristy Yang

Thank god she is somebody elses problem now!

— Anonymous

I got caught kissing my dad's ex-girlfriend - at his wedding!

— Lee Ryan

Why say you love someone if you cheat?

— Anonymous

Sorry if I'm not perfect. but you must know, that nobody is perfect.

— Anonymous

I should've left you in the gutter where I found you.

— Ambri Bright

I was a chemical engineer in school. And, randomly, an ex-girlfriend dared me to do a play.

— Ato Essandoh

I think my ex-girlfriend has weekly lessons with the devil on how to be more evil. I don't know what she charges…

— Emo Philips

I accidentally bumped into my ex today...With my car...at 60mph...on purpose.

— Anonymous

Message to my ex: thank you for showing me exactly what I dont want in a person.

— Anonymous

I love meeting my Ex's new boyfriend and thinking, 'Yep, I am definitely cooler than this dude.'

— Anonymous

You are nothing for me anymore. You have lose a very precious girl such as me. Goodbye, my ex-boyfriend.

— Athirah

Sometimes I think of use in the future and hope to god its nothing like this

— Kenzie-ann

The awkward moment when youre that one friend who always gives relationship advice but is still single... story of my life

— Armin Ferizovic

I'm really only capable to two emotions at this point: lust and hunger. I lost revenge a few years back, and even…

— Jason Mulgrew

I don't need you in my life. You've proved to me you're not worth my time...but I do hope you realize it's…

— Skoolboi

I been thinking maybe me and you should get together, it seems that things are better, it seems when we're together, we…

— TimeFlies

And don't let me see you crying, and if the one you love hurt you, don't let me know, because if that…

— Rakii Retondo

Every ex that breaks your heart isn't a bad person. They just don't feel the same way that you do, and you…

— Sonya Parker

What are you gonna say?" Emma asked. " 'I'm not sure I want you back, but I'm sure I don't want your…

— Rachel Vincent

Exes are like our old diaries-they know the whole truth and the unedited version of you. If you can still attain their…

— Nontobeko Sibiya

I always used to say to my ex-girlfriends that I could never take a good photograph of them, because there was too…

— Rankin

I felt the pain the times I left you alone to cry but I always came back to be by your side.…

— CTate

Don't dwell on the memories you lost, but to smile on the ones you create.

— Dan Pellegrino

If you can't forget your EX,You will never trust your NEXT.

— Ritu Ghatourey

I dont have exs! I have y's. like y the hell did I date you>?

— Raekwon

Everyone has that one ex they don't want the world to know they dated.

— Anonymous

When Your Missing Your Ex, Like A Math Problem.

— Anonymous

You can't be my Ex-girlfriend. You are what I need right now.

— Terry Mark

Another night, another dream wasted on you.

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when, you find out your EX has SQ

— Anonymous

Never tell a girl that she looks like or reminds you of your ex girlfriend.

— Anonymous

Flirting with a ex is like teasing a monkey with a banana ;)

— Punkinhead Abhishek

Having the moment to talk to your EX on the phone...Is complete Bullshit..Same old I'm sorry..

— Charlie

Definition of Ex? = Thanks for the EXperience. Our time has EXpired. Now EXit my life.

— Anonymous

“My ex girlfriend, she gave great log cabin. But she couldn’t write a speech like Lincoln. So I grew a beard and…

— Jarod Kintz

“My ex girlfriend and I, we had chemistry together. And right after that, we had biology.”

— Jarod Kintz

Dating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to.

— Kendrick Cole