My ex? Yeah I'd still hit that... But with a car or a baseball bat! ;) — KiKi Strack Copy Share Image
I think Britney spears was thinking of you when she wrote the song, 'womanizer' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When my ex girlfriend left, I was crushed. Why’d she have to drive off in a steamroller?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I was a chemical engineer in school. And, randomly, an ex-girlfriend dared me to do a play. — Ato Essandoh Copy Share Image
I think my ex-girlfriend has weekly lessons with the devil on how to be more evil. I don't know what she charges… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I accidentally bumped into my ex today...With my car...at 60mph...on purpose. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Message to my ex: thank you for showing me exactly what I dont want in a person. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love meeting my Ex's new boyfriend and thinking, 'Yep, I am definitely cooler than this dude.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You are nothing for me anymore. You have lose a very precious girl such as me. Goodbye, my ex-boyfriend. — Athirah Copy Share Image
I'm sorry I can't stop loving you or missing you or wanting to be with you. I wish I could turn my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your officially my past and your going to remain in my past. You mean nothing to me now. Your my ex for… — LaVon Lloyd Copy Share Image
“Is your ex-girlfriend a total dog? Buy this shirt and support more dogs like her. But the good news is that, unlike… — Amy Sparling Copy Share Image
I don't like when performers rag on their ex-girlfriend or ex-boyfriend in absentia. If they're not there, it just feels rude... I'm… — David Rees Copy Share Image
I'm really only capable to two emotions at this point: lust and hunger. I lost revenge a few years back, and even… — Jason Mulgrew Copy Share Image
I don't need you in my life. You've proved to me you're not worth my time...but I do hope you realize it's… — Skoolboi Copy Share Image
I been thinking maybe me and you should get together, it seems that things are better, it seems when we're together, we… — TimeFlies Copy Share Image
And don't let me see you crying, and if the one you love hurt you, don't let me know, because if that… — Rakii Retondo Copy Share Image
Should've thought of that before you told my ex-girlfriend I eat live kittens for breakfast." A tiny twinge of guilt. Then the… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
I felt the pain the times I left you alone to cry but I always came back to be by your side.… — CTate Copy Share Image
Don't dwell on the memories you lost, but to smile on the ones you create. — Dan Pellegrino Copy Share Image
Peyton is not just another ex-girlfriend and everyone knows that. — Haley James Scott Copy Share Image
![“Should've thought of that before you told my ex-girlfriend I eat live kittens for breakfast." A tiny twinge of guilt. Then the cat wondered what Riley would think of her last successful "shoo-away." "Who knew she'd believe me?" [Mercy responded.] "Oh no? When you 'accidentally' opened the cupboard…” quote by Nalini Singh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/33f/nalini-singh-293_believe_should-ve-thought-of-that-before-you-tol_1746314.jpg)
