I think Britney spears was thinking of you when she wrote the song, 'womanizer' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Used to stress her, try to impress her, now I can care less for her, Shit, I wish the best for her. — Deezy Da Dreadhead Copy Share Image
I wish you the best and I mean it, I know I will have memories of us but you will too. Your… — Damian Coleman Copy Share Image
You better look under W for [Whore] in the phonebook. But then again, she isn't that smart, better look under H — Megan Marie Copy Share Image
“My ex girlfriend and I, we had chemistry together. And right after that, we had biology.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
To be fair to my ex girlfriend, I hope she'll always be memorable and unique to me. God forbid I ever find… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I thought that you loved me, i believed you ongoing lie lies, drugs and cheating that wasn't the real me- im not… — CTate Copy Share Image
I was better than your Ex. I'll be better than your next. And I sure the hell will be better than the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeet…oh my god, that f**king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Getting back with an EX? Don't do it. Never eat at the same restaurant twice. It may be remodeled, but it has… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in… — Aisha Tyler Copy Share Image
Always remember why you broke up with someone because good memories can make you forget all the bad things about them. — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer… but no one will do it. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I'm selfish cause I don't wanna share Him, with nobody not even those people that came before me. — Jennifer Huddson Copy Share Image
Boy:Bitch. Girl:I've been called worse. Boy:Oh really. Like what? Girl:Your girlfriend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, you're dating my ex...I thought the five second rule was for food only... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your ex tries to get back with you, they're just trying to stop you from upgrading... — Dhaval Copy Share Image
The awkward moment is you have to attend the same classroom with your ex . — TheTowraMowra Copy Share Image
“After they broke up, Renaldo's ex girlfriend said to never again date an older woman. And he wisely listened to her, because… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
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