I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
When I see my ex and feel nothing that's when I know I'm finally over it. — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
My Ex Girl Friend Has Lost Her Virginity And I'm damn HAPPY Of That SHIT ! xD — Abdul Basith Nazeem Copy Share Image
Trust is like a vase: though it can be fixed if broken, it will never be the same again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your ex should be your motivation to do better in life. Don't sit around crying over him/her. Show them that you're stronger… — Gian Lewis Copy Share Image
I'm not known for having great relationships with ex-girlfriends, but I've been able to continue one with (Gwyneth Paltrow) that's really valuable. — Ben Affleck Copy Share Image
No, I'm not jealous of your new girlfriend. I feel sorry for her, because she's dating an unfaithful selfish asshole. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was happy, then you had to come along and be stupid and make me unhappy, but now I ditched you and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think Britney spears was thinking of you when she wrote the song, 'womanizer' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When my ex girlfriend left, I was crushed. Why’d she have to drive off in a steamroller?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Thinking about you now is so casual for me…It used to mean something far more deeper than that but I guess that's… — Daviddave Copy Share Image
The last time you and I talked I told you I was done and I was moving on. But, why is it… — Brittany Ferguson Copy Share Image
But if there was a protocol for how to say goodbye to your newly ex-boyfriend's brother, right after you kissed him and… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
You gave up on me so easily. And it hurts to realize how replaceable I was. But the thing is, I never… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sorry I can't stop loving you or missing you or wanting to be with you. I wish I could turn my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your officially my past and your going to remain in my past. You mean nothing to me now. Your my ex for… — LaVon Lloyd Copy Share Image
“Is your ex-girlfriend a total dog? Buy this shirt and support more dogs like her. But the good news is that, unlike… — Amy Sparling Copy Share Image
I don't like when performers rag on their ex-girlfriend or ex-boyfriend in absentia. If they're not there, it just feels rude... I'm… — David Rees Copy Share Image
Mohani Yantra black magic vashikaran tantra mantra jadua tono ilmo ka BADSHAH DUKHIYO KA EK HI SAHARA molvi wahid HAMARA NIRASH MATA,… — Babaji Copy Share Image
“My eyes change color depending on my mood and what I’m wearing. If I’m wearing an acorn brown shirt, my eyes look… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Soo u guys I need advice from anyone... will soo theres this guy who I like an he likes me back soo… — Vilma Copy Share Image
Let me refresh your memory a bit. I was the one who listened to your problems. I was the one who took… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I spent 2 1/2 years loving the love of my life the tension between us; so thick, so intense you couldn't cut… — CTate Copy Share Image
When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in… — Aisha Tyler Copy Share Image
When you are left by the one you love the most, you sit there every single day thinking about them. You wonder… — Dan Pellegrino Copy Share Image
Should've thought of that before you told my ex-girlfriend I eat live kittens for breakfast." A tiny twinge of guilt. Then the… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
My ex? Yeah I'd still hit that... But with a car or a baseball bat! ;) — KiKi Strack Copy Share Image
![“Should've thought of that before you told my ex-girlfriend I eat live kittens for breakfast." A tiny twinge of guilt. Then the cat wondered what Riley would think of her last successful "shoo-away." "Who knew she'd believe me?" [Mercy responded.] "Oh no? When you 'accidentally' opened the cupboard…” quote by Nalini Singh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/33f/nalini-singh-293_believe_should-ve-thought-of-that-before-you-tol_1746314.jpg)
