Somebody's ex girlfriend is another person's next girlfriend… Thats Life — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment is you have to attend the same classroom with your ex . — TheTowraMowra Copy Share Image
Algebra is my favorite subject...because you can replace my X without asking me Y. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When my ex girlfriend left, I was crushed. Why’d she have to drive off in a steamroller?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I was a chemical engineer in school. And, randomly, an ex-girlfriend dared me to do a play. — Ato Essandoh Copy Share Image
I accidentally bumped into my ex today...With my car...at 60mph...on purpose. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love meeting my Ex's new boyfriend and thinking, 'Yep, I am definitely cooler than this dude.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Message to my ex: thank you for showing me exactly what I dont want in a person. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I think of use in the future and hope to god its nothing like this — Kenzie-ann Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when youre that one friend who always gives relationship advice but is still single... story of my life — Armin Ferizovic Copy Share Image
The last time you and I talked I told you I was done and I was moving on. But, why is it… — Brittany Ferguson Copy Share Image
Thinking about you now is so casual for me…It used to mean something far more deeper than that but I guess that's… — Daviddave Copy Share Image
I wish you the best and I mean it, I know I will have memories of us but you will too. Your… — Damian Coleman Copy Share Image
“Naturally, every boyfriend comes with an ex-girlfriend, every business comes with competitors, but it is entirely up to you to decide how… — Sophia Amoruso Copy Share Image
When it comes to past lovers sometimes it isn't worth trying to show them what they lost or what they could've had.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Just because I’m hung up over my ex girlfriend, doesn’t mean I won’t hang up on her. Hell, I’ve already been put… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Ex-girlfriends will find themselves in my new routine. Sometimes they like that, and sometimes they definitely do not. But comedians should come… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I've been insane for a long time. An ex-girlfriend of mine once asked, "Is it true that all comedians are depressed?," and… — Jason Gann Copy Share Image
Mohani Yantra black magic vashikaran tantra mantra jadua tono ilmo ka BADSHAH DUKHIYO KA EK HI SAHARA molvi wahid HAMARA NIRASH MATA,… — Babaji Copy Share Image
Sometimes I just want to hurt some people. Just becease there have hurting me. Just becease it funny. Beceas there have done… — Bryan N De Bruin Copy Share Image
I'm not mad at you, I wish you all the best and let go of what is no longer somewhere down the… — Michael Nixon Copy Share Image
“My eyes change color depending on my mood and what I’m wearing. If I’m wearing an acorn brown shirt, my eyes look… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
The title 'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend' is meant to be a deconstruction of a stereotype, and the whole show is about deconstructing the boxes… — Rachel Bloom Copy Share Image
Get away from my ex-girlfriend, you moany little whinge-bag.' Caelen took a deep breath, like he was in pain, and stood up.… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
When you are left by the one you love the most, you sit there every single day thinking about them. You wonder… — Dan Pellegrino Copy Share Image
Should've thought of that before you told my ex-girlfriend I eat live kittens for breakfast." A tiny twinge of guilt. Then the… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
My ex? Yeah I'd still hit that... But with a car or a baseball bat! ;) — KiKi Strack Copy Share Image
![“Should've thought of that before you told my ex-girlfriend I eat live kittens for breakfast." A tiny twinge of guilt. Then the cat wondered what Riley would think of her last successful "shoo-away." "Who knew she'd believe me?" [Mercy responded.] "Oh no? When you 'accidentally' opened the cupboard…” quote by Nalini Singh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/33f/nalini-singh-293_believe_should-ve-thought-of-that-before-you-tol_1746314.jpg)
